Divorce-a-versary…
April 18, 2011
In honor of the 4 year mark since my divorce, I am going to re-print the poem I shared on the occassion of my 2 year divorce-a-versary:
World’s Shortest Fairytale…
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, “Will you marry me?” The girl said “No” and she lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank margaritas with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.
The End.
A Poem for Today
March 3, 2009
I refuse to be intimidated by
reality anymore.
After all, what is reality anyway?
Nothin’ but a collective hunch…
I made some studies, and
reality is the leading cause of stress
amongst those in
touch with it. I can take it in small
doses, but as a lifestyle
I found it too confining.
-Jane Wagner